so on saturday i hear that two friends who are interested in riding STP’09 with us got a 15mile ride in that day. “cool!” i thought. followed by. “15miles huh? and these guys haven’t ridden that much in years? i wonder how their asses feel”
yes, hella fools!!! cares about your asses.
future-garcia and i caught up with them last night. what a sight. “the ride was rough! oww!” welcome to cramping and chafing boys. one of the intrepid riders who was adamant about not ever wearing cycling-specific shorts quietly conceeded and offered this up. “i don’t care anymore. i HAVE to get some shorts.” after a couple longer rides i’m sure he’ll be asking about chamois cream and i’ll have to repeatedly correct him and refer to it as butt butt’r.
mmMMmmm… butt’r
it tingles!